Monday, 11 July 2016

2 extremely hilarious things I heard today

Hilarious thing no 1: Where beer is fine...

Lunch break at work. 

Old conservative gentleman to a rather young single woman: "Beer is a ladies drink. You can drink beer." 

(All I could think of was all the whiskeys and Old Monks I've consumed by the gallon.) 

Hilarious thing no 2: Where unmarried women obviously mingle...

A message from an old friend. 

"Can't believe you're getting married. Thought you would die single and ready to mingle."

(This is weird only because I have been mingling with one man for eight years now, and she knows it! Not marrying him sooner = obviously mingling. If only... :p)

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